The Week in Confederate Heritage

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Another setback for Confederate heritage: Coke to be renamed

Atlanta (API) - Jim Swifflesbergerstrum, new CEO of the Coca-Cola company, recently found out that Coke was invented by a former Confederate officer. Swifflesbergerstrum immediately initiated a campaign to hide and obscure any Confederate connections and promote a more diverse, inclusive and politically enlightened image for the company. Coke will now be known as "Woke" and the popular jingle will be changed to "Things go better with Woka-Wola, things go better with Woke."
 

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Another setback for Confederate heritage: Coke to be renamed

Atlanta (API) - Jim Swifflesbergerstrum, new CEO of the Coca-Cola company, recently found out that Coke was invented by a former Confederate officer. Swifflesbergerstrum immediately initiated a campaign to hide and obscure any Confederate connections and promote a more diverse, inclusive and politically enlightened image for the company. Coke will now be known as "Woke" and the popular jingle will be changed to "Things go better with Woka-Wola, things go better with Woke."
is that supossed to be (rather bad) satire?
 

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Another setback for Confederate heritage: Coke to be renamed

Atlanta (API) - Jim Swifflesbergerstrum, new CEO of the Coca-Cola company, recently found out that Coke was invented by a former Confederate officer. Swifflesbergerstrum immediately initiated a campaign to hide and obscure any Confederate connections and promote a more diverse, inclusive and politically enlightened image for the company. Coke will now be known as "Woke" and the popular jingle will be changed to "Things go better with Woka-Wola, things go better with Woke."
We will give you a 'participated' ribbon.
 
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