The Week in Confederate Heritage

[jgoodguy]

The Week in Confederate Heritage

Confederate heritage continued its nationwide retreat this past week, while some racists tried to push back. We begin with this article out of Arkansas, which tells us, “An effort to end Arka…

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[Tom]

Another setback for Confederate heritage: Coke to be renamed

Atlanta (API) - Jim Swifflesbergerstrum, new CEO of the Coca-Cola company, recently found out that Coke was invented by a former Confederate officer. Swifflesbergerstrum immediately initiated a campaign to hide and obscure any Confederate connections and promote a more diverse, inclusive and politically enlightened image for the company. Coke will now be known as "Woke" and the popular jingle will be changed to "Things go better with Woka-Wola, things go better with Woke."

 

[rittmeister]

Another setback for Confederate heritage: Coke to be renamed

Atlanta (API) - Jim Swifflesbergerstrum, new CEO of the Coca-Cola company, recently found out that Coke was invented by a former Confederate officer. Swifflesbergerstrum immediately initiated a campaign to hide and obscure any Confederate connections and promote a more diverse, inclusive and politically enlightened image for the company. Coke will now be known as "Woke" and the popular jingle will be changed to "Things go better with Woka-Wola, things go better with Woke."

is that supossed to be (rather bad) satire?

 

[Tom]

is that supossed to be (rather bad) satire?

 

[rittmeister]

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needs practice then - lots of practice

 

[jgoodguy]

Another setback for Confederate heritage: Coke to be renamed

Atlanta (API) - Jim Swifflesbergerstrum, new CEO of the Coca-Cola company, recently found out that Coke was invented by a former Confederate officer. Swifflesbergerstrum immediately initiated a campaign to hide and obscure any Confederate connections and promote a more diverse, inclusive and politically enlightened image for the company. Coke will now be known as "Woke" and the popular jingle will be changed to "Things go better with Woka-Wola, things go better with Woke."

We will give you a 'participated' ribbon.